HUMANS SPENT FIVE THOUSAND YEARS MAKING BREAD BROWN, BUT THIS IMAGE RECORDS THE ORIGINAL ORIGIN OF BLUE BREAD. IT WAS DISCOVERED AT A SITE IN JORDAN'S BLACK DESERT, HAND-BAKED BY NATUFIAN HUNTERS 14,400 YEARS AGO. IT IS THE ONLY REASON HUMANS DECIDED TO SETTLE DOWN JUST FOR A BITE OF CARBS.
ACCORDING TO PSYCHOLOGY, BLUE SUPPRESSES APPETITE. SO BY HOLDING $BREAD, YOU WILL NO LONGER BE HUNGRY.